monsters on parade

Now that it is almost T-giving, it is about time my parents post photos from the Halloween parade. Slackers. Here is the 'farmer' that grew this 'pea pod' over the past 7 months. I grew so much my legs barely fit into this costume.

Here I am with all my friends, Carter (the football), Ada (the grape), and Neva (the spider). Ada and Neva are the oldest so they will undoubtedly be the ones getting me into trouble - I'm already planning to blame them when I get busted trying to buy booze in high school. Then again, maybe that won't be necessary given Carter's dad.....

Crop tops

It was beautiful here this past weekend - perfect conditions for airing out my chub. It was sunny, warm, and the freshly fallen leaves were tasting great. Nothing reminds me of fall like the taste of leaves.

Ummm, can someone please tell my parents that this shirt doesn't fit me. Maybe they were just trying to make me look like Homer Simpson (replace teether with donut). D'Oh!