Today I went to the doctor for my two-month check up. Despite my slim physique, the doctor informed me that I am in the 100th percentile for weight (I don't know how that is mathematically possible, I think they really mean that I'm in the 99.9th percentile). After that good news, she proceeded to stab me with multiple needles. I was so pissed, I screamed a bit and then took a nap.
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